If, like me, you’ve got a child who’s learning to talk, you may occasionally hear some shocking things coming out of his or her mouth. Rest assured, these are not what they sound like. Here is a handy decoder chart to set your mind at ease:
| Sounds Like | Means |
| THE F-WORD | “Fork.” Or maybe “Frog.” |
| POON | No, your child is not a PUA discussing the results of a night of sarging. This means “spoon.” |
| ASS | “Ask” or “asked.” As in “I ass Mommy fo’ chockit” (I asked Mommy for chocolate). |
| THE S-WORD | “Sit.” As in “Mommy – I sh**ting on a tair!” (Mommy, I’m sitting on a chair!) |
| THE D-WORD | Okay, this just means Mommy has been swearing too much and really needs to start watching her language better. |
Therese Doucet 
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